{"fact":"Your cat's heart beats at a rate almost double that of yours, from 110-140 beats per minute.","length":92}
{"fact":"Many cats cannot properly digest cow's milk. Milk and milk products give them diarrhea.","length":87}
{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}
{"fact":"Your cat's heart beats at a rate almost double that of yours, from 110-140 beats per minute.","length":92}
{"fact":"Julius Ceasar, Henri II, Charles XI, and Napoleon were all afraid of cats.","length":74}
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{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}
{"fact":"Cats, especially older cats, do get cancer. Many times this disease can be treated successfully.","length":96}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the coffee file a police report?","punchline":"It got mugged.","id":319}
{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a pile of cats?","punchline":"A Meowtain.","id":214}
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{"fact":"Sir Isaac Newton is credited with creating the concept for the pet door that many cats use today to travel outdoors.","length":116}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?","punchline":"The p is silent.","id":309}
{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Bennett's chinchilla rat","displaytitle":"Bennett's chinchilla rat","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1766548","titles":{"canonical":"Bennett's_chinchilla_rat","normalized":"Bennett's chinchilla rat","display":"Bennett's chinchilla rat"},"pageid":12191001,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b9/Abrocoma_bennettii.png/330px-Abrocoma_bennettii.png","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b9/Abrocoma_bennettii.png","width":1422,"height":1067},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1211550506","tid":"074a20c5-d912-11ee-87b0-246421e96d41","timestamp":"2024-03-03T03:56:35Z","description":"Species of rodent","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bennett's_chinchilla_rat","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bennett's_chinchilla_rat?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bennett's_chinchilla_rat?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bennett's_chinchilla_rat"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bennett's_chinchilla_rat","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Bennett's_chinchilla_rat","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bennett's_chinchilla_rat?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bennett's_chinchilla_rat"}},"extract":"Bennett's chinchilla rat is a species of chinchilla rat in the family Abrocomidae. It is found only in Chile where its habitat is Mediterranean-type scrub on the western side of the Andes. The IUCN has assessed its conservation status as being of \"least concern\".","extract_html":"
Bennett's chinchilla rat is a species of chinchilla rat in the family Abrocomidae. It is found only in Chile where its habitat is Mediterranean-type scrub on the western side of the Andes. The IUCN has assessed its conservation status as being of \"least concern\".
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{"fact":"A cat has approximately 60 to 80 million olfactory cells (a human has between 5 and 20 million).","length":96}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call someone with no nose?","punchline":"Nobody knows.","id":224}
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