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Port Union is a historical community overlooking Trinity Bay and Catalina Harbour, on the east side of the Bonavista Peninsula, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada. It is the only union-built town in North America.
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Cochlicella conoidea is a species of gastropod belonging to the family Geomitridae.
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