{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}
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{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}
{"fact":"In multi-cat households, cats of the opposite sex usually get along better.","length":75}
{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
{"fact":"The little tufts of hair in a cat\u2019s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears are called \u201cear furnishings.\u201d","length":143}
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