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Gyula Mándi, also referred to as Mándi Gyula or Julius Mandel was a Hungarian Olympic national team and club footballer, who played as a defender and fullback/ He was also a manager of club and national teams. He was Jewish.
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Gue is a village in the Lahul & Spiti district of the state of Himachal Pradesh in India. It is claimed by China as part of Zanda County in Ngari Prefecture and Tibet Autonomous Region. The village is about 40 km from the Tabo Monastery, at latitude 31.11 and longitude 77.16. The village is 10,000 feet above sea level and 500 km away from the state capital, between the towns of Sumdo and Tabo.
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