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{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
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