{"fact":"A domestic cat can run at speeds of 30 mph.","length":43}
{"fact":"Grown cats have 30 teeth. Kittens have about 26 temporary teeth, which they lose when they are about 6 months old.","length":114}
{"fact":"Smuggling a cat out of ancient Egypt was punishable by death. Phoenician traders eventually succeeded in smuggling felines, which they sold to rich people in Athens and other important cities.","length":192}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What are the strongest days of the week?","punchline":"Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.","id":154}
{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}
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{"fact":"While many cats enjoy milk, it will give some cats diarrhea.","length":60}
{"fact":"The silks created by weavers in Baghdad were inspired by the beautiful and varied colors and markings of cat coats. These fabrics were called 'tabby' by European traders.","length":174}
{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?","punchline":"A Popsicle.","id":198}
{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
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